Me: I’m going to take a shower. Stay here and watch TV and only come get me if it’s an emergency.

Gray: Okay.

I go into the bathroom. 30 seconds later.

Gray: Mom, it’s an emergency! An emergency!

Me: Oh, really? What’s the emergency?

Gray: (Thinks for a moment) The house is changing colors!

This is a random photo and has nothing to do with the above exchange, but I like to include photos in my posts.